Stop buying boring stuff that people actually want. We curate the weird, the wonderful, and the downright uncomfortable.


Precision-engineered items for the socially unconventional.

Prank kits that actually work.

Conversations starters (or enders).

Cards that say what you really feel.

Things you can't quite explain.
Founded in a dimly lit basement, we realized the world had too many generic greeting cards and not enough existential dread disguised as humor.
To disrupt the gift-giving industrial complex by providing tools for high-quality social disruption and genuine laughter.
A world where every birthday is met with a healthy dose of absurdity and every gift is a memorable event.
Chaos, Irony, and zero percent tolerance for boring aesthetics.
"I bought a gag gift for my boss and now I'm either promoted or fired. Either way, it was worth the price of admission."
- Alex R.
"Finally, a shop that understands that sarcasm is the highest form of love. 10/10 chaos."
- Jordan M.
"The decor I ordered is so weird my houseguests ask if I'm okay every time they visit. Exactly what I wanted."
- Sam T.
See our chaos in motion on the gram.



